"BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DON'T MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DON'T MIND." - DR. SEUSS
1-800-PSYCHHello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
Hilarious, but how does it relate to my post?
It relates to your comment on how you're paranoid and it's a funny reminder of your undergraduate college yrs studing psych. ;p
Oh ok. Ah memories :).
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1-800-PSYCH
Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
Hilarious, but how does it relate to my post?
It relates to your comment on how you're paranoid and it's a funny reminder of your undergraduate college yrs studing psych. ;p
Oh ok. Ah memories :).
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